Scientists discover strange image on far moon of Jupiter.
Very smart scientists from all over the world were startled and befuddled recently when new satellite images from one of Jupiter's moons revealed a startling picture. "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me," said one anonymous smartypants. "When I saw what the satellite had captured, I called everyone on the 'hot list' to get on over here. We still can't believe it." Is this the long sought after evidence of alien intelligence? Perhaps a super race of knitted lion puppets, whose advanced civilization dwarfs our own? Hmmm.
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