Often I am asked, "Lion, is it possible that I was killed and replaced with a clone?"

Yes, this is very likely. They usually come at night, while you sleep. There's no way to tell, either physically or mentally.

When you die (again) and don't have an immortal soul left to spare, you'll know for sure.

Sorry.

Another question that comes up sometimes is whether or not what you think is really what you think.

"How do I know who is controlling my brain?"

You hear that a lot these days. Well, I do at least.

I hate to rain on your cortex parade, but chances are the thoughts in your head are coming from someplace else.

Maybe a space satellite, I don't know. Anyway, I don't trust thoughts, so why should you?

Whenever someone says, "Oh, that's just your imagination," or "I think so", I just want to slap them silly.

Who do they think they are, anyway?